Timmy's synopsis of Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Movie
		Well, I went to go see the movie on opening night, and I must say, 4 Kids was certainly more 'Liberal'  with their editing that they were with the television show. There were cartoonie breasts, red/white wine spritzers, and visual bodily harm! My oh my! I get to the movie theatre and get my promo cards [My mother went too] I got a watapon, and my mother got a Sorcerer of dark magic. Well, one worthwhile card obtained [ I later traded the sorcerer for a watapon after the movie ] There was a big battle to kick off the action in the movie in a simulation in kaiba corp. In a simulation between yugi and kaiba. Yugi kicks kaiba's ass, and kaiba gets mad. Turns out he's trying to devise the ultimate strategy for killing yugi's god cards. We then comes to the brilliant deduction that the only one who could beat the strongest monsters in the game is the one who MADE the game. He goes over to Ol' Peggy's house and says "Gimme da cad." Peggy says "I ain't got da cad". So kaiba persuades Pegasus to duel him for the card that can destroy the god cards. He puts his blue eyes up for grabs. Kaiba wins. But he finds 2 cards that can destroy the god cards. He calls Pegasus a sly dog and takes them. Peggy gets all worried and says "Whachu talkin' bout, kaiba? I's only mades un'!" Kaiba laughs and takes off. Meanwhile, there's a documentary going on about Yugi. Everyone wants a piece of the number one duelist in the world. So a 6 year old kid, a teenager, a grown man, and a luchador gather up a whole angry mob of yugi dueling anger! Joey and Tristan fend off the luchador madness while tea' and yugi find a place to hide. They hide in a museum... Dun, Dun, DUUUUN! They find this Egyptian exhibit. There's a thing called a pyramid of light. There's a prophecy, it said stuff. A bright light shows up. An ancient power is awakened, blah, blah...blah. Boring. Anyways, Kaiba challenges yugi to a duel. Yugi gets out the Egyptian god cards, and kaiba flips up the card Pyramid of Light. It's effect reads: All god cards on the field are removed from play. It's pretty stupid. So, kaiba has the upper hand. The playing of the pyramid card activates an ancient evil inside the item inside the exhibit that yugi and tea saw. Yugi, tea, joey, and Tristan are sucked into the millennium puzzle. They're forever trapped in the labyrinth that is Yami Yugi horrible decorating skills. So, as the duel progresses, with each life point taken, they are slowly losing their own lives. Kaiba just wants to beat yugi, so he doesn't care. The evil of the pyramid of light is actually Anubis, and he's trying to control kaiba. It doesn't work. Kaiba wants to destroy the pyramid and then use that return from the different dimension card from the exclusive packs to bring back yugi's god cards from play in his control. He tries, he fails, Anubis takes over, knocks out kaiba, and loses pitifully. Power of friendship, stick together, blah, blah, blah. That's about It. Except I will never forget when kaiba called out his Blue Eyes Shining Dragon (The cards he was supposed to win from Pegasus, but he picked up the pyramid too, Anubis put that there so he could work his evil plans through. I didn't really put that in the article, did I?) And yugi was saying something about it losing 500 attack points for each spellcaster in his graveyard, and one, single little kid jumped up behind me and yell out "500 POINTS?!?!?" I couldn't stop laughing. I thank you random n00by kid. You have made my day. See you next time, and nYo for life.